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1 who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:06 pm

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2 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:07 pm

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3 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:12 pm

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I think ive totaly fooked it now ... i broke this finger 15ish years ago had rods and plate put into it ...it was never straight but now its even worse .... this is what happens with a dodgy pair of steps and a brick wall plus hand meet wall ... censored


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4 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:13 pm

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you would type slower without them :-)
Proper builders hands those ....

5 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:16 pm

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well if it got metal & screws in it perhaps we can fix it :-D
i've got a few off straight fingers but not like that & no previous repairs, take it that going be bit of further surgery :-/

6 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:26 pm

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You could always join a gang?
Pretty sure ive seen that gang hand sign somewhere lol


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7 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:28 pm

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Is it always sore with it being like that?

8 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:30 pm

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9 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:33 pm

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My hands have seen some work over the years lol .... i first done it when i worked in a brewery i was rolling a 22gallon barrel and another barrel fell of the rack  and smashed it into little pieces   i had rubber gloves on at the time it happened it split the glove i was really scared to pull the glove off as wasnt  sure it was still attached  lol .... took then over 4 hours in surgery  to try and piece it together with rods and hinge  i was under  put under for that .... today had to go sit down for 5 minutes thought i was going to throw up ....im proper sqeemish with anything like that lol .... id never do the surgery thing again so has to stay as it is now...


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10 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:36 pm

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Piss taking barsteward yoursofunny
I always catch it ... and not always easy when getting int tight spaces like engine work lol


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11 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:48 pm

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nomad wrote:Piss taking barsteward yoursofunny
I always catch it ... and not always easy when getting int tight spaces like engine work lol
Sorry mate Laughing
Does sound painful. Is the tendon torn?


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12 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 10:49 pm

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Pope Nomad lol
Think I would want that straightened out, what puts you off surgery, previous bad experience ?

13 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 11:00 pm

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I was attached by wires to my muscle in my hand so it moved. But it doesnt anymore ....
Im a proper chicken I hate hospitals or anything gorey like surgery .... not really sure they could do much .... as the surgeon said if it was broke again thats it .... sure technology has moved on since then ...


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14 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 11:02 pm

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Stu wrote:
nomad wrote:Piss taking barsteward yoursofunny
I always catch it ... and not always easy when getting int tight spaces like engine work lol
Sorry mate Laughing
Does sound painful. Is it a tender loin?



You greedy bastad  Shocked  go to the butchers like everyone else and leave his tender loin alone Laughing


2 cures Leighton either the vice or a big hammer will put her back in place, if you don't have the necessary skills or tools to carry out such surgery then pop down and il do it for you free of charge of course seeing as your a mate and il even dose you up with some special little pills so you feel no pain.
As said we've come a long way over the last year or so Laughing


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15 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 11:09 pm

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Thanks for the offer bob .... i may take you up on this as my vice is nowhere near man enough for the job .... although i do have a good selection and sizes of hammers .... thumbsup


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16 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 11:19 pm

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lol.
probably worth getting a xray & seeing what options are. surgery moved on loads in last decade plus a lot of it down to right surgeon too so another surgeon may have better technology, ideas & enthusiasm to do a worthy job.
As is it probably better chopped off !
bloody amazing really with all the tech in the world & we can't even make a good finger :-( mother nature is truly the greatest engineer of all ...

17 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 11:21 pm

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GTI-R US wrote:
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nomad wrote:Piss taking barsteward yoursofunny
I always catch it ... and not always easy when getting int tight spaces like engine work lol
Sorry mate Laughing
Does sound painful. Is it a tender loin?



You greedy bastad  Shocked  go to the butchers like everyone else and leave his tender loin alone Laughing


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Hahaha lmfao Laughing

I dont think that loin would be very filling haha


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18 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 5th August 2015, 11:36 pm

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Hope your not left handed or wiping you butt would be a health risk :-S

19 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 6th August 2015, 3:58 pm

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Unfortunatly i am left handed .... now i have to double up the paper to avoid any risks lol ....


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20 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 6th August 2015, 5:27 pm

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you really are running short on luck :-/

21 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 6th August 2015, 5:42 pm

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Hmm is this you too?

Think you have been doing to much of the old "two in the pink and one in the stink"

The shocker lol

22 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 6th August 2015, 7:27 pm

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Damn you caught me eating cakes.... pink or brown first there is never a wrong way round that chioce yoursofunny


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23 Re: who needs fingers anyway lol on 6th August 2015, 7:33 pm

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Yeah mate ...ive seem to be mr clumsy lately in the past week ive managed to miss the top step outside my house and go flying through the gate then sunday i headbutted my golf as dropped the wheel they say it comes in three's so hopefully that it as dont think my body is up for this spaz stage im going through lmao ....


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