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1 I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 9:20 am

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Why does it rain whenever you work on a Pulsar?
Why do 5 minute jobs turn to 5 hours?
Why does the boot try to chop your head off?
Why do the Windows never go up on their own
Why are the panels so thin I sneeze and they dent
Why do they always smell of fuel
Why can vac piping never be right
Why did they use a Scottish mans tartan pants for inspiration on the interior cloth
Why is the dash full of cracks?
Why are the arch trims so hard to get off!
Why do they spend 364 days a year in a garage
Why does every clip or plastic trim snap with ease?
Who is it that jacks them up on the sills!?

And no its not the owner! its not his poor pitiful fault! its the curse of the jap car scene I tell you all to watch and see!.

2 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 9:27 am

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@shroom wrote:Why did they use a Scottish mans tartan pants for inspiration on the interior cloth

piss taker dude i wish I could came up with the shit you do

3 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 10:28 am

Ricks1983

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Lmfao sounds funny but shroom speaks the truth yoursofunny

4 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 10:33 am

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Just compare decent R to working on a ford or French junk from same era and all is forgiven.
I too would like to know who crushing the rails and sills lol, they need slapping ...

5 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 12:35 pm

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I may have over reacted. It was one evening and I was hunched half under the car trying to finish painting the caliper as it just started chucking it down with rain .

I was determined to finish my work and I came up to put it in the boot to find it then closed on my head, I reacted half soaked by punching the boot to find the platic trim disintegrate. Then after flinging the caliper in the boot noticed the hideous interiour staring back at me, I stood there in the rain praying to the new gods and the old to strike lighning down on this misserable dark wreck. It was then that I heard a shreeek


TOOOOOOM!!!!!


"You said you were only going to be 5 minutes were are you!!!!'

It was then I came to my senses. It was the other half belowing for me,at least the car never shouts for its tea!

6 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 2:40 pm

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Lmfao Laughing

The love hate relationship of a man and his pulsar Smile


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7 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 4:31 pm

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Yes when the other half shouts throw the caliper or spanner or any half object at them I find it works well

8 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 5:54 pm

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I dont no mr b my rs was a piece of piss to work on compared to the r .... but i do agree with shroom ... Laughing


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9 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 6:06 pm

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Stop being a whiney little bitch Tom lol! try taking the engine and gear box out every other week and throwing hundreds or thousands at it trying to get the same part to work, then you will have something to moan at! Wait till I see you at rockingham, I'm gonna back hand you back to the valley moonie

10 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 6:34 pm

johnny gtir

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Pulsars are a doddle to work on compaired with a lot of car inc modern crap

11 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 6:54 pm

shroom

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@PartyPete wrote:Stop being a whiney little bitch Tom  lol! try taking the engine and gear box out every other week and throwing hundreds or thousands at it trying to get the same part to work, then you will have something to moan at! Wait till I see you at rockingham, I'm gonna back hand you back to the valley moonie

Im complaining about well known issues! Yours is just pure stupidity haha

12 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 6:55 pm

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@johnny gtir wrote:Pulsars are a doddle to work on compaired with a lot of car inc modern crap

Main dealer sorts my modern crap thats even easier Laughing

13 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 6:57 pm

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Ha! Well combine that with well known issues and then you really have something to moan about Laughing

14 Re: I hate Pulsars on 14th June 2016, 8:21 pm

Cosmic73

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Top post Shroom, but you missed one;
Why do you have to remove half the engine just get access to a pipe clip!
Very Happy

15 Re: I hate Pulsars on 15th June 2016, 12:28 am

gtir_woody

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^ that's a good one Smile

16 Re: I hate Pulsars on 15th June 2016, 11:26 am

shroom

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"Officer what have you stopped me for?"

"You were doing 65 in a 30 zone"

"No I wasnt I was clearly doing 30mph, oh hang on I forgot the previous owner fitted white dials and destroyed my clocks!!!"

17 Re: I hate Pulsars on 15th June 2016, 10:09 pm

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lol!


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18 Re: I hate Pulsars on 23rd June 2016, 10:48 am

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@shroom wrote:"Officer what have you stopped me for?"

"You were doing 65 in a 30 zone"

"No I wasnt I was clearly doing 30mph, oh hang on I forgot the previous owner fitted white dials and destroyed my clocks!!!"

How true is this?? or more to the point how far does it feck em up lol Ive got a set not yet fit and was thinking about it......

19 Re: I hate Pulsars on 23rd June 2016, 10:53 am

Ricks1983

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I've got the same issue with my dials it says I'm doing 60mph but I'm driving behind a Sunday driver doing 30 through the speed cameras lol

20 Re: I hate Pulsars on 23rd June 2016, 11:42 am

Bandyleg

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So is the problem down to the person installing or that the lockwood white dials are just w@nk? if either is the case how do you convert from kph to mph ? please dont say by paying attention or puttings marks on teh dials lol

21 Re: I hate Pulsars on 23rd June 2016, 11:49 am

Ricks1983

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i think it could be a bit of both with mine tbh mate, as sometimes it says I'm idling at 2000rpm lol so I'm going to take it all apart and see if I can get it calibrated properly at some point

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