Why do 5 minute jobs turn to 5 hours?
Why does the boot try to chop your head off?
Why do the Windows never go up on their own
Why are the panels so thin I sneeze and they dent
Why do they always smell of fuel
Why can vac piping never be right
Why did they use a Scottish mans tartan pants for inspiration on the interior cloth
Why is the dash full of cracks?
Why are the arch trims so hard to get off!
Why do they spend 364 days a year in a garage
Why does every clip or plastic trim snap with ease?
Who is it that jacks them up on the sills!?
And no its not the owner! its not his poor pitiful fault! its the curse of the jap car scene I tell you all to watch and see!.