Now then Pete im sorry you have found out about my genitalia I keep telling your Mom to stop telling everyone about this, I havent replied to her txts as I am very busy!
Now Shagging sheep on the cheap
You wont find one that's for keeps
Spend the money, find a honey
'Shit' think I need to sell my Sunny!
But woman cant replace a sheep
Oh I wish that for the peace!
But I really cant find my honey
The only one I would give my money
Is one with a great big fleece
And then I would be at peace...